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Nasrettin Hodja's donkey was stolen. In stead of consolling, his neighbours were blaming him saying.
"You should have locked the shed,"
"Didn't you hear any noises?"
"You should have tied the donkey securely."
Nasrettin Hodja listened patiently, for awhile and finnaly said,
"Well, you are putting all the blame on me. Do you think the thief was innocent?"
Hodja was running as fast and shouting as loud as he could. Somebody saw him and thought something had happened to him. So, he ran up to Nasrettin Hodja and asked,
"What happened, Hodja?"
Nasreddin Hodja kept on running and said,
"I wondered how far my voice travels. So, I am running after it."
They asked Hodja,
"Sir,in the morning some people go this way and some go the opposite way. Why?"
Hodja answered,
"If they went in the same direction, the Earth would loose its balance and toople."
One day, Nasreddin Hoca chicken will take to the market was to fill their cages. The cage was full to overflowing with chicken that has been set forth, such as.
Half way into the cage to stop and have a look at: the poor animals "said." This is hot stuff like that compression will kill to stop. Bari let out, the market would run up behind me ... "said
And the cage door open so said. Chickens at a time and throwing out the four were spread apart. Nasreddin Hoca's bored in this business can too. Take a stick and began immediately in the hands of the chasing rooster:
-You rascal, you! At midnight, the morning you know that the path to the broad daylight of the market do not know why ..?
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